|| Some men would rather suffer throught a root
canal than go shopping.
What is it about that breed of male who finds it perfectly acceptable
to button up the same tired shirt week after week with no sign
of despair? He'll deny those hints of underarm discoloration
and ringaround-the-collar to this grave.
In sum, the man will stop at nothing to avoid a wardrobe revamp.
Squirm no more, Daddy-O. Log on to listerouge-japan.com (no need even to remove your rump from the couch) and order a fresh stock of French-label custom-made dress shirts. Your pick the fit and style, from collar to cuff. They'll send a test shirt to ensure the perfect fit.
And you thought the Internet was only good for online banking
extract from "The
New York Sun"